Soo…

My friend, he asked me to join instagram. I hated instagram at first from previous tries, so I said,

‘No, try tumblr, its much better.’

He said, ‘tumblr sucks.’

We were equal. I downloaded insta once again on my iPod touch. I created a new account, and added him. He was saying that  I should post some photos, i’ve seen some your editing skills are great, etc.

So I posted two. In five minutes, both of them got over 20 likes. I was surprised, very surprised. I got 4 followers from that too. I decided to post a few more, and I soon got addicted.

I love photography and editing, to an extreme level. I never really share it though.

I continued on insta, and i’ve been on there for, I think 2 or 3 days. I have 26 followers already. ;)

So thats mostly why im being more inactive on tumblr, im taking photos… See my instagram account here:

instagram.com/elfeneva

OR

Go into the app and search me! :3

Thanks everyone!

Best thing I've read on tumblr.

  • Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
  • Student : Yes, sir.
  • Professor: So, you believe in GOD?
  • Student : Absolutely, sir.
  • Professor : Is GOD good?
  • Student : Sure.
  • Professor: Is GOD all powerful?
  • Student : Yes.
  • Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
  • (Student was silent.)
  • Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
  • Student : Yes.
  • Professor: Is satan good?
  • Student : No.
  • Professor: Where does satan come from?
  • Student : From … GOD …
  • Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
  • Student : Yes.
  • Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
  • Student : Yes
  • Professor: So who created evil ?
  • (Student did not answer.)
  • Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
  • Student : Yes, sir.
  • Professor: So, who created them ?
  • (Student had no answer.)
  • Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
  • Student : No, sir.
  • Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
  • Student : No , sir.
  • Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
  • Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
  • Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
  • Student : Yes.
  • Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
  • Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
  • Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
  • Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
  • Professor: Yes.
  • Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
  • Professor: Yes.
  • Student : No, sir. There isn’t.
  • (The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)
  • Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
  • (There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
  • Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
  • Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
  • Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
  • Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
  • Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
  • Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?
  • Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
  • Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
  • Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
  • (The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
  • Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
  • (The class was in uproar.)
  • Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
  • (The class broke out into laughter.)
  • Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
  • (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
  • Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
  • Student : That is it sir… Exactly ! The link between man and GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.
  • That student was Albert Einstein.
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  • Me: I need to sleep
  • Tumblr: Look theres a new thing on your dashboard!
  • Me: Ooh
  • *looks at it, reblogs and types a load*
  • *10 minutes gone*
  • Me: Maybe I should shu-
  • Tumblr: 5 new things on your dash!
  • Me: OMG WHAT IS IT
  • *face lights up*
  • *looks on the dash*
  • *reblogs everything and leaves text*
  • *50 minutes gone*
  • Me: Oops, I have to study tomorrow. Its schoo-
  • Tumblr: 2 messages, 14 things on your dash. Must look!
  • Me: =.=
  • *3 hours gone*
  • Me: fuck the sun is coming up

Thus is meee

  • 0: Height: 148cm (ik so shoorrtt)
  • 1: Age: 174
  • 2: Shoe Size: 4
  • 3: Do you Smoke: umm, no xD
  • 4: Do you Drink: no.
  • 5: Do you take drugs: NO.
  • 6: Age you get mistaken for: like 13 but yo im 174
  • 7: Have Tattoos: NO
  • 8: Want any tattoos: Nonononono nevarr
  • 9: Got any Piercings: no
  • 10: Want any Piercings: no
  • 11: Best friend: Lucy :3
  • 12: Relationship status: hmm, well. I have a crush on two guys but they will nevar be revealed
  • 13: Biggest turn ons: Sportsss ;)
  • 14: Biggest turn offs: Earrings D:
  • 15: Favorite Movie: Hunger Games
  • 16: I’ll love you if: You call me attractive when I say I look crazy ;)
  • 17: Someone you miss: SHEN fuping shen
  • 18: Most traumatic experience: when burglars invaded our school and I called the cops ;D
  • 19: A fact about your personality: I guess I am a bit laughable, I mean, I just laugh too much
  • 20: What I hate most about myself: My jaw overshot. Its nerdy and i'm having braces very soon.
  • 21: What I love most about myself: My hair and my skills on the guitar.
  • 22: What I want to be when I get older: Geologist
  • 23: My relationship with my sibling(s): My brother Isaac, well he's just, nice and helped me out since I was a lot younger. He's been like a best friend, really
  • 24: My relationship with my parent(s): Hardly anything :P
  • 25: My idea of a perfect date: A tall, sporty, smart, laughable guy who accepts that i'm ugly when I say xD
  • 26: My biggest pet peeves: None really.
  • 27: A description of the girl/boy I like: WHY SHOULD I TELL YEW XD one... umm... is... SHORT there
  • 28: A description of the person I dislike the most: georgia :P she bullies me ya'll. Umm, tall, attractive, short hair?
  • 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend: To say that they're beautiful xDDD joke. My friends are beautiful :3 Probably to say about secrets. I keep secrets.
  • 30: What I hate the most about work/school:
  • 31: What my last text message says: Tup, are you walking? + have you had a nice half term?
  • 32: What words upset me the most: When my bullies say that my family can die. I mean, most of them have horrid illnesses and are always in hospital. Its not easy.
  • 33: What words make me feel the best about myself: I have good grades. lmao nevarr but I HAVE THE BEST
  • 34: What I find attractive in women: O_o well im not homosexual- but maybe hair?
  • 35: What I find attractive in men: How tall they are, and they're personality. I prefer short guys, and funny guys. People who can take my jokes.
  • 36: Where I would like to live: U.S ;_; Conneticut
  • 37: One of my insecurities: When people take my jokes seriously and I seem to offend them.
  • 38: My childhood career choice: hehe, an author :3
  • 39: My favorite ice cream flavor: Cookie and Vanilla.
  • 40: Who wish I could be: Yogscast Zoey :D
  • 41: Where I want to be right now: Canada.
  • 42: The last thing I ate: A penguin bar.
  • 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE whaat O_o
  • 44: A random fact about anything: That actually there are a type of penguins newly discovered that can fly, shoosh it.